What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 02:03

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Is it true that Jehovah's witnesses once thought the world would end in 1975?
{RING} {RING}
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
What are some cute picnic ideas for a romantic date?
Sure no problem officer.
HELLO
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Why do men first look at a woman's chest instead of their face?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Yes sir it is.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?
After a few moments he returns.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.